Two Polar Bears Fall in Love
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Two Polar Bears Fall in Love

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When did you last think about Mad Max: Thunderdome? How Tina Turner, a gay icon, and Mel Gibson, a famous bigot, shared the same space and made a cult movie?

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While We W(h)et Our Whistles
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While We W(h)et Our Whistles

LAS VEGAS — A threesome, two of them friends, the other a significant other, together, discuss another who is absent, a mutual acquaintance, whose sins are catalogued, whose motives are impugned, whose reputation is dissected, who is said to be “manipulative as fuck.”

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How to Be a Good Conversationalist
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How to Be a Good Conversationalist

DURANGO, Colo. — I think it’s funny that everyone has a regular glass, but I am served the giant mug. I didn’t ask for a big glass. I didn’t ask for any size, but they gave me the big one. Even T has a little one. After one and a half beers, I’m pretty buzzed. I’m also exhausted from driving. It’s a pretty god-damn great feeling, to be honest. A delicious feeling. To be this tired, to drink a beer, to be in a strange place that feels far away from home. I feel very relaxed.

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Courting the Imagination
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Courting the Imagination

MOUNT JOY, Pa. — This respite is an opportunity to hideaway for an hour. To be in each other’s company is our favorite pastime. With so few opportunities lately to enjoy it alone, this is a gift.

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Where He Learned to Say “Fuck”
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Where He Learned to Say “Fuck”

CAPE MAY, N.J. — When she chose the destination as a birthday surprise, she chose well. He used to come here as a child. To the town, not the brewery. In fact, to visit the brewery is a corrective.

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One of Many Baltimores
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One of Many Baltimores

BALTIMORE — A place you can’t touch has a name, but it’s more an idea than a place. You can’t hold Baltimore in your hand, for instance. Not the way you can hold this glass of beer in your hand. You can’t taste Baltimore the way you can taste the beer in this glass.

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